大学生和网络英语作文【一】
罪犯一：偶和我
偶干吗了，偶怎么了!我的耳边老听着这些话!第一个说的\'人就是张xx!他天天都说偶啊偶!到最后我为了避免，就对他说了一句话，你在说的我要跳楼了!可是我最后还是没说出口!因为我不敢跳楼啊!不过本学期终于改了!
罪犯二：可爱和可怜没人爱
我长的很可爱!所以很多人都夸可爱!可是有些人，却老说我可怜没人爱!我被他们逼上了绝路!我就那么没人爱吗？可爱原来也有错啊!
罪犯三：超人的英语和素拉妹
我一直说我是超人（是用英语说的），可有些人竟然说是素拉妹!我堂堂的男子汉加帅哥怎么可以用这样的打击呢!我就回了一句“这不是事实“
拒绝网络语言!
大学生和网络英语作文【二】
An ant is walking by the river. He looks at the river and says to himself, "How nice and cool this water looks! I must drink some of it." But when he is drinking, he slips into the river.
"Oh.Help!Help!" The ant cries,
A dove is sitting in the tree. She hears him and throws him a leaf, "Climb up that leaf," she says "and you will float bank."
The ant climbs uo onto the leaf, and the wind blows the leaf to the bank. And the ant is saved.
"Thank you, Dove. You're so kind," The ant says and runs home, "You have saved my life, and I wish I could do something for you, Goodbye!"
"Goodbye!" says the dove, "Be careful. Not to fall into the river again."
After a few days, the dove is building her nest. And a man is raising his gun to shoot her.
The ant sees this, and runs quickly to bite the man's leg. "Ouch! Ouch!" The man feels pained and drops his gun. The dove hears and flies away. So the man picks up his gun and leave.
The dove comes to her nest. "Thank you, my little friend," she says, "You have saved my life."
The little ant is so glad, because he can help the dove.
一只蚂蚁在河边散步。他看见喝水自言自语道："这河水看上去真清凉啊!我要去喝点。"可是他在喝水的时候，一不小心滑进河里了。
"啊!救命!救命!'蚂蚁叫喊着。
一只鸽子正呆在树上，听见呼救声，就扔给他一片树叶。"快爬到树叶上去。她说："你会漂到岸上的。"
"谢谢你，鸽子。你真善良。"蚂蚁一边说一边向家跑，"你救了我的命，我会报答你的。再见!"
"再见!小心别掉进河里了。"鸽子说。
几天后，鸽子正在筑巢，一个人举着枪要打鸽子。蚂蚁看见了，迅速地跑过去，在那个人的腿上咬了一口。"啊呀!哎呀!"那个人疼得扔掉枪。鸽子听见了，连忙飞走了。那个人只好捡起枪，走了。
鸽子又飞回巢里。"谢谢你，我的小朋友。"鸽子说，"你救了我的.命。"
小蚂蚁可高兴了，因为他也帮助了鸽子。
寓意：有些朋友也许平时看似微不足道，但却有可能在我们身处困难的时候提供巨大的帮助。
大学生和网络英语作文【三】
The fox, filled with arrogance, examined the cat from head to feet, and for a long time did not know whether he should give an answer. At last he said, "Oh, you poor beard-licker, you speckled fool, you hungry mouse hunter, what are you thinking? Have you the nerve to ask how I am doing? What do you know? How many tricks do you understand?"
"I understand but one," answered the cat, modestly.
"What kind of a trick is it?" asked the fox.
"When the dogs are chasing me, I can jump into a tree and save myself."
"Is that all?" said the fox. "I am master of a hundred tricks, and in addition to that I have a sackful of cunning. I feel sorry for you. Come with me, and I will teach you how one escapes from the dogs."
Just then a hunter came by with four dogs. The cat jumped nimbly up a tree, and sat down at its top, where the branches and foliage completely hid her.
"Untie your sack, Mr. Fox, untie your sack," the cat shouted to him, but the dogs had already seized him, and were holding him fast.
"Oh, Mr. Fox," shouted the cat. "You and your hundred tricks are left in the lurch. If you been able to climb like I can, you would not have lost your life."
一只猫在森林里遇到一只狐狸，心想：“他又聪明，又丰富，挺受人尊重的。”於是它很友好地和狐狸打招呼：“日安，尊敬的狐狸先生，您好吗?这些日子挺艰难的，您过得怎么样?”
狐狸傲慢地将猫从头到脚地打量了一番，半天拿不定主意是不是该和它说话。最后它说：“哦，你这个倒霉的长着鬍子、满身花纹的傻瓜、饥肠辘辘地追赶老鼠的.傢伙，你会啥?有甚么资格问我过得怎么样?你都学了点甚么本事?”
“我只有一种本领。”猫谦虚地说。
“甚么本领?”狐狸问。
“有人追我的时候，我会爬到树上去藏起来保护自己。”
“就这本事?”狐狸不屑地说，“我掌握了上百种本领，而且还有满口袋计谋。我真觉得你可怜，跟着我吧，我教你怎么从追捕中逃生。”
就在这时，猎人带着四条狗走近了。猫敏捷地窜到一棵树上，在树顶上蹲伏下来，茂密的树叶把它遮挡得严严实实。
“快打开你的计谋口袋，狐狸先生，快打开呀!”猫冲着狐狸喊道。可是猎狗已经将狐狸扑倒咬住了。“哎呀，狐狸先生，”猫喊道，“你的千百种本领就这么给扔掉了!假如你能像我一样爬树就不至於丢了性命了!”
大学生和网络英语作文【四】
Country Garden and Me
On the way from Panyu City to Shunde City and approaching the conjunction point of both cities, a big advertisement board of the infamous Country Garden will catch your eyes. And on the board, a lovely girl gently holds a little white pigeon.
She looks at everybody with a sweet smile. Who is this girl? Let me tell you later. Country Garden is located at the Beijao town, Shunde City of Guangdong Province. Ten years ago when my Dad and Mom took me as a baby to Guangzhou, it was a wasteland here. But what does this piece of wasteland look like nowadays? Country Garden has been developed and enlarged rapidly on the ground of this land, and a great number of high-quality houses and apartments have been built up within the garden. Over the past decade, other nine country gardens with various unique designs have been erasing around the great city of Guangzhou. The construction and management of several gardens have engaged the devoted contributions from my Dad and Mom.
Country Garden has grown up together with me, and I am one of the witnesses of its growth and development.
大学生和网络英语作文【五】
??语伊索寓言故事：狮子和老鼠Lion was awakened from sleep by a Mouse running over his face. Rising up in anger, he caught him and was about to kill him, when the Mouse piteously entreated, saying: "If you would only spare my life, I would be sure to repay your kindness." The Lion laughed and let him go.
It happened shortly after this that the Lion was caught by some hunters, who bound him by strong ropes to the ground. The Mouse, recognizing his roar, came up, and gnawed the rope with his teeth, and setting him free, exclaimed: "You ridiculed the idea of my ever being able to help you, not expecting to receive from me any repayment of your favour; but now you know that it is possible for even a Mouse to confer benefits on a Lion."
一只老鼠从一只狮子面前跑过去，将它从梦中吵醒。狮子生气地跳起来，捉住老鼠，要弄它。老鼠哀求说：「只要你肯饶恕我这条小生命，我将来一定会报答你的大恩。」狮子便笑着放了它。
后来狮子被几个猎人捉住，用粗绳捆绑倒在地上。老鼠听出是狮子的`吼声，走来用牙齿咬断绳索，释放了它，并大声说：「你当时嘲笑我想帮你的忙，而且也不指望我有什么机会报答。但是你现在知道了，就算是小老鼠，也能向狮子效劳的。」
大学生和网络英语作文【六】
酸：背书没背酸溜溜
周末，我一整天都在玩电脑，完全把老师布置的背书作业忘得一干二净。
周一，老师说：“周末我让大家背书，现在我来抽查。”我一惊，完了，我忘了背书!老师说：“×××你来背一下。”看着同学们信心满满站起来，又得意洋洋的坐下，我那叫个急，心里不停的默念，祈祷上帝“别抽到我”“别抽到我”……可上帝好像没听见我衷心的祈祷，偏偏让老师说：“徐子婷，你来背一下”我慢吞吞的\'站起来，好久不说话，这样持续了半分钟，好多同学纷纷举起了手，有的说“回家没背”“班干部都不完成作业”“肯定是又玩电脑游戏了”我心里酸溜溜的。
甜：获得奖状，心里甜丝丝
因为我的电脑技术在学校鹤立鸡群，被老师选去参加电脑比赛，得了奖状，老师还表扬了我呢，放学了，我马上回家，还没进家门，就把奖状举得高高的，说：“妈妈，快看，全校第一!”妈妈听了高兴极了，眼睛眯成了一条线，说：“好，乖宝贝，妈妈今天晚上给你烧你最喜欢的咖喱饭!”我心里甜滋滋的
苦：竞赛没成功，心里苦滋滋
由于我的电脑很好，所以选去参加区里比赛，想当时，我是在家苦苦的练电脑啊!竞猜时，我一会找资料，一会找图片……我认真的完成，然后在家等成绩，结果竹篮打水——一场空，那时，我心里苦滋滋的。
辣：老师的眼神真可怕
竞赛的失败，让我几天无精打采，最近，班里女生都玩上了网页游戏——皮卡堂过家家。我也不例外，星期天，我做完作业就玩皮卡堂，完全把复习忘到了九霄云外。
时，我紧张兮兮的完成。报分数了，我考了79分，老师大声的报了我的名字，又对语文老师说：“这人，又丢分，气我了。”语文老师拿起我的卷子看了一遍，最后气愤的盯着我。同学们都笑话我，唉，他们哪知道，我几天都不敢看老师的眼睛。
我和网络的故事，有酸有甜，有苦有辣，就像生活，有喜有悲。我会适当的控制，不会成一个只知道玩电脑，不学习的人!
