搞怪英语作文100字【一】
千锤万打出深山，
挨你批评若等闲。
罚站抄写全不怕。
要留清白在人间。
"我看你是要留姓名在榜上。"随着一声大喊，我的大名被列入了黑名单。放学后还被老师来了个马拉松似的谈话，苦不堪言呀！！
他还有个毛病便是粗心。一个星期一，学校规定要穿校服。快八点了，班长才姗姗来迟。"班长，今天你怎么不穿校服，难道你不想以身作则？"我大喊。他一沉思，果断地说："不行，我得赶回去！"
"别傻了，你能在老师大架光临之前赶到已经很不错了，干吗回去？"我执迷不悟。
"我书包还没带呢！"
"妈呀！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！"
怎么样。如果想成为神精病人，或者想修炼一下自己的意志，请速与他联系，包你如愿。
搞怪英语作文100字【二】
有一次上课，我的同桌不好好听讲，课下老师布置的作业别提他写得有多搞笑了。老师让抄文中的词语，他写着写着看到了一句话：“像用黄绢裱制的小扇面”，这句话中的“绢”和“裱”带拼音了，所以要组词,原本应该写“黄绢”和“裱制”,可他硬是省事写个“绢裱”，老师看了以后批评了他，可不知他是想省事还是真不知道怎样组词，又写了个“黄绢裱”，作业交上去后，老师又发了下来，在全班同学的面前说了他写的“杰作”，当时大家都“哗”一下笑了，有的笑得前俯后抑。从那以后，我们都爱叫他“黄绢裱”。虽说给同学起绰号是不对的，可是想想他的所作所为，就会情不自禁地笑出声来。
有一次上音乐课，因为音乐课是我们语文老师教的，所以她教我们唱的是语文书中的诗歌。那篇课文我还不会背，所以我就在默记，可是就在这时，一个古怪的声音传了出来：“我们赞美长江……”他唱得难听也就算了，还边唱边把手慢慢地挥向我的面前，跟电视上的歌唱家一样，边唱边带那种深情的动作，让我哭笑不得。
在美术课上他更是大展宏图。小手这么一挥，一把雨伞画好了，看他画的样子感觉有模有样，有画家风范，可你若欣赏欣赏便会知道他的“名画”了。“呀，这画的'是蘑菇吗?”一个同学问道。我说：“是的”。一阵持续了很久的笑声过后，他说：“可不要小看这把雨伞，这可是我自己设计的伞呦！”我的同桌简直能吹到太空了。
唉，我的同桌就是这样一个令人哭笑不得的人。可爱吧？
搞怪英语作文100字【三】
When I was a freshman in college I watched the film Gua Sha Treatment for the first time, now I am a junior student and I come back to review the movie from a multicultural aspect, I have many different feelings after watching the film again.
At the beginning of the film, XuDatong is given an award and later he delivers a speech. What makes me impressed most is in his speech he says “one day I will become one of you, a truly successful American, today this award proved that America is a true land of opportunity and I am the living proof of that.” At that moment Xu thinks he has realized his American Dream totally with his lovingly wife and adorable son. However, I think it is ironical that to make a speech like that and I assume it is made on purpose to hind a clue for the story's development. How many non—American people have such a beautiful American dream? One of my classmate studies in American now and before he went aboard he told me his American dream is he can stand at the top of the New York. To be honest, I also dream that one day I can get the Green Card living there happily and successfully maybe working at the Wall Street. When Xu gets the award he thinks he entirely melted in the melting pot neglecting the multicultural obstruct, later the plot goes against the way he thinks. And later Quinlan asked Xu'why you be the scapegoat of your father?' Xu answers 'because he is Chinese.' Then maybe Xu knows that there is always a wide gap between Chinese and American cultures.
The second scene is Xu hit his son Denis because Denis hit the son of xu's boss, at the middle of the film xu tells his boss that he hit his own son is only to show his respect to his boss John Quinlan, that time Quinlan feels puzzled “what a Chinese logic”,yes, American can never understand such a logic full of Chinese characteristic, because they respect everyone including the children, they won't beat a child to please the boss, and there is no such a conception of degree between employee and employer, they feel everyone is equal, which is quite different from china.
Connected to the second scene, the third difference I want to analyze is the care for the children. In America, people pay more attention to the right of children which can be seen from the law—leaving children alone at home is illegal, while in China it is so common that almost everyone may experience such loneliness. And Children Welfare Agency does work in America which shows the importance Americans attach to children's right. What's more, I remember a line 'No one won the case, especially the child.' In my opinion, it also manifests the universal concern from the American public to the children.
The fourth aspect is following the procedure, in the film, more than there times, the people focus on the rule, the law, the procedure. At the Christmas Eve Xu wants to return back to his home pretending as a Santa Claus, what a pity, the security recognizes him and persuades 'you are always a good tenement, never causes troubles for me.' And another scene is at the end of the film , the judge says 'I have to follow the procedure.' However, in China people always have to ask for a favor to do something, and later you have to pay back the favor,for myself, I prefer the American style, strict to the procedure.
The fifth and the last point is the humors, Quinlan says 'you can't fall, your health security is the company paid.' 'Datong, welcome home, maybe next time, you can come from the front door.' 'dady, why you come from the window' ' because we don't have a chimney.' I really adore this distinguished American humor, especially in dangerous situations, which is quite rare in China.
That's my whole reaction to Gua Sha Treatment.
