Do you know who I am? I am the strength winner of the "best performance award" among the five senses, and also the most vulnerable one.
你瞧,我一不小心撞(zhuàng到墙上,鲜直流,一阵钻心的痛吓得主人哇哇c大哭。我必须时刻呼吸新鲜空气,因为我一旦休息了,主人就一命呜呼了。
You see, when I accidentally hit the wall, the blood flowed and a deep pain scared the owner to cry. I have to breathe fresh air all the time, because once I have a rest, my master will die.
我能闻到香香的烧鸡味,让嘴巴馋(chán得直流口水;主人刚走到厕所门口,我就会第一时间提醒他:“小心,很臭哦!”
I can smell the smell of roast chicken, which makes my mouth drool; when the owner comes to the door of the toilet, I will remind him at the first time: "be careful, it stinks!"
看到这儿,你肯定猜出我是谁了吧?
See here, you must guess who I am, right?
我就是大名鼎(dǐng鼎的鼻子,小朋友,你可一定要好好保护我哦!
I'm the nose of Da Ming Ding. Children, you must protect me!
I will not beat you, not scold you, but torture you with all my love.
不打你,不骂你,专用感情折磨你!
If you want a cute baby, and you are still worried about this, then I willadvice that you marry me!
假如你想要一个可爱的baby,假如你还为这事犹豫,那我给你提很好的建议——嫁给我吧!
My family name is “I”, first name is “love you”, and surname is “miss you”; mycognomen is ”understand you”, appellation is ”feel badly about you”, epithet is“think of you” , book name is “dream of you”, nickname is “chase you”. You cancall me I kiss you.
本人姓我!名爱你!字想你!大名叫懂你!芳名叫疼你!乳名叫念你!书名叫梦你!外号叫追你!你可以叫我吻你。
推荐指数:☆☆☆绝秘笈:看似平凡,却具有让感情沦陷的伤力,而且越往后看越令人小鹿乱撞,果然功夫了得!
风险后果:除非真的有把握对方爱你,否则不要轻易尝试这种方式,不然可能会得到反效果。
In the morning, the lake under the mountain is like a big mirror. The fish in the lake have a good time.
早晨,人们也出来活动了。四个小孩在进行跑步比赛,他们跑了一圈又一圈,累得汗水直流,他们想:不管怎么样,一定要跑到终点。老人们在打太极拳,一位老爷爷对着他前面的`老爷爷说:“加油!”大哥哥们又唱又跳的,真热闹呀!
In the morning, people came out to have activities. Four children are running race, they run circle after circle, tired sweat, they think: no matter what, must run to the end. The old people are playing Taijiquan. An old man says to the old man in front of him, "come on!" Big brother is singing and dancing. It's so lively!
大家玩得好开心!
Have a good time!
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