我的english teacher姓沈,虽然教了我4年英语课,可是到现在我连他的名字还不知道。他也是学校为数不多的男老师之一。他上课很特别,喜欢在课余时间给我们讲讲与上课内容有关的笑话。
如一次,我们正好学了“害虫”这个英语单词,课后,他就给我们讲了一个笑话:“从前有一只害虫,一天,它上英语课回来,正想向同伴炫耀炫耀,一个人走过来看见他,大叫了一声:‘害虫’!那个害虫也回了他一句:hi!那个人转身回家,拿了一瓶虫剂来,对着害虫喷。害虫挣扎着,这时,他的同伴走过来,看到了挣扎中的害虫,便问:‘怎么了?’这只害虫答:‘我真不明白,为什么人向我打招呼,还要置我于地?’同伴问:‘人向你打招呼?怎么打招呼的?’‘hi,虫!……(害虫)’说完,便晕过去。”我们听后大笑了好一阵子!
还记得一次,我们的沈老师在上课空隙给我们讲笑话时,一不小心用错了词,同学们“好心”地提醒他,而他却笑了笑,一脸不以为然,并且“赏”给我们一个大白眼,说道:“我的地盘,我作主。”老师说的这句话把我们逗笑了,课堂气氛也不闷了。
还有一次,有一个同学正在写老师在课堂留下的英语作业,本来书上是这么写“sheep”的,但是老师要求在前面加上“some”,这样一来,“一只羊”就成了“一些羊”。这位同学运用老师教他的知识,前面有“some”的`词语后面都要加上一个“s”,于是他也在“sheep”的后面加上了一个“s”。老师看到后,就指着这本子上的这个单词,说:“羊的后面是不能加‘s’。因为羊是不能(s)的!”我们都笑出了声来。接着老师为了加深我们的印象,又跟我们说了一个神话传说——“传说,羊是魔鬼造出来抵抗上帝造出来的狼的,so,羊是不会,也是不能‘s’的!”从那以后,我们写的“sheep”再也没有“s”过了。
关于我们沈老师在课堂上的趣事儿还有很多,每一件讲出来都能令现在的我们哈哈大笑。
Do you know who I am? I am the strength winner of the "best performance award" among the five senses, and also the most vulnerable one.
你瞧,我一不小心撞(zhuàng到墙上,鲜直流,一阵钻心的痛吓得主人哇哇c大哭。我必须时刻呼吸新鲜空气,因为我一旦休息了,主人就一命呜呼了。
You see, when I accidentally hit the wall, the blood flowed and a deep pain scared the owner to cry. I have to breathe fresh air all the time, because once I have a rest, my master will die.
我能闻到香香的烧鸡味,让嘴巴馋(chán得直流口水;主人刚走到厕所门口,我就会第一时间提醒他:“小心,很臭哦!”
I can smell the smell of roast chicken, which makes my mouth drool; when the owner comes to the door of the toilet, I will remind him at the first time: "be careful, it stinks!"
看到这儿,你肯定猜出我是谁了吧?
See here, you must guess who I am, right?
我就是大名鼎(dǐng鼎的鼻子,小朋友,你可一定要好好保护我哦!
I'm the nose of Da Ming Ding. Children, you must protect me!
My friend Vivi is a lively and smart girl,she has long black hair and she is a tallest girl in our class.She is warm-hearted and good- looking so that everyone loves her.I'm so glad to make friend with her.I'm out-going too,so we have been good friends for long time.But sometimes I like quiet but she doesn't.And her marks are not good as me.So,i suggested her that she should work-hard in her study so that we can go to the same university. This person is my best friend Vivi who i can tell everything to.Like my deeply feelings and thoughts.
陈老师是我的课外班英语老师,他非常幽默,英语水平也非同小可,这次就让我介绍介绍他吧。
陈老师三十来岁,长着圆圆的脸,大眼睛大嘴巴,鼻梁上架着一副眼镜。最能形容陈老师的词,非“大腹便便”莫属了。记得我第一次去他那儿参加英语水平测试时,第一眼看见他,我的目光就被他的肚子给吸引住了——陈老师的肚子可真大呀!要是他能成90度坐在床上,肚子可真得给压爆了......
上课的时候,陈老师经常引得全班哄堂大笑!有一次,陈老师在跟我们讲解“such”与“so”,他的造句让我们笑得肚子都疼了。你猜他造的是什么句子?他先用“such”造句:“Ken is such a fat man that he can't enter in his room.”(肯是一个非常胖的男人,以至于卡在了他的房间门口,进不去了。)我们了解到中文意思,再看到陈老师的体型,不禁哄堂大笑。这是,陈老师却做出一副淡定的表情,说:“别急,我们先把这个句子命名为‘卡住了’。”接着他又用“so”造句:“Ken is so fat that he can't enter in his room.”(中文意思同上),在我们的“哇哈嘎哈哈”声中,陈老师继续淡定地又说了一句:“我们把这个句子命名为‘又卡住了’。”当他再想把这两个句子向我们作对比时,班上的爆笑声已经无法停止了。
陈老师还收集了许多搞笑的图片,制成了一个专门的“雷人图片”文件夹。那里面图片的搞笑程度已经无法用言语来形容了......下次,我一定要去他那儿把图片全部拷贝过来,给大家展示展示。
这就是我们英语课外班的陈老师,希望大家都能认识他。
My name is Jane.I like to go to school.I am in Class One,Grade Sven.
Our classroom is very beautiful and clean.There is a biackboard on the walland some beautifui flowers on the sill.There are two big trees behind our classroom .We often play games under the trees.
There are forty students in our class.Twenty students are grils and others are boys .We always help one another.We have five teachers.They teach us math,science,English,music and P.E.They all work hard.We like them very much.There are four classes in the morning and two classes in the afternoon every day.We study very hard.I like our class.
Last Sunday we went to the countryside. There was golden wheat all over the fields/The fields were covered with golden wheat. Large and colourful apples and pears were hanging on the trees. We could see some peasants were busy getting in the crops in the fields,and others were picking fruits under the trees. All the baskets were full of lovely fruits. It was also the fruit of the peasants'labour."No pains,no gains."What a magnificent/beautiful picture(it was!It seemed as if we were wandering in a splendid/wonderful world.
I love autumn. I love the harvest time.
My English teacher
My English teacher is in her forties. She has been an English teacher for more than twenty years. She always works hard and carefully. She is a very great teacher in my mind. She is not only strict to us but also kind and friendly. She often encourages us to talk and read more in English. Her class is so interesting and active that we all love her class and her very much.I think i am so lucky to be her student
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