大学生小作文自我介绍英语【一】
这个不知道可不可以在现实生活中作一下实验，但是当我编出这段话后读了几遍有种想吐的冲动。患有感冒、发烧、流鼻涕者慎重阅读!
各位同学大家好，我就是人见人爱，花见花开，比犀利哥犀利，比芙蓉姐芙蓉的xxx。
本人是xx年的孩子，喜爱上网，本人qqxxxx(写下，大家可以随时M我。
如今网络红了樱桃绿了芭蕉，那咱们班也要红了我这个樱桃，本人唱歌舞蹈样样都会，琴棋书画每每精通，尤其是我还能随时充当电脑维修工，干巴爹!
我去，龟速宽带不给力，我下去缓冲会儿。。
大学生小作文自我介绍英语【二】
A no African black boy, this year 12, small eyes, collapse collapse on the nose. And there was a big ears Desmond tutu gene "siddhi moving ears!
"The teacher is saying!" See, I and sister trueer, for example, 3/4 * 7/10. I said must take three quarters into the denominator is ten, elder sister said, also can directly take, I didn't pay attention in class, to lead to such result, I this is impatient.
"Clicking" I played the boy's favorite through the wire. The mother shouted: "have a pear for me!" When I was have a good time, very reluctantly said: "go play again for a while." After a while mother urged again, I still say to play for a while. When I play enough, it's been more than an hour, after the mother took a pear, mother long give a sigh said: "eat pears, you wash is really not easy!" This is I love playing computer.
"Get up!" Sister woke me, I rubbed his dim eyes, deep ground to say: "what time is it?" "11" "only 11 o 'clock will go to sleep!" "Today, cleaning,! Hurry up!" Three words heard the cleaning, I immediately pack to sleep, you know, I usually take a little clothes, socks, are ok, but... Cleaning or forget it! Sister cry to me a few words: "slacker!" This is not love doing housework, I love to sleep.
"Second, second pass" the person who is fierce Shouting it is me. I love playing basketball and table tennis, although I'm not too good, but I can play, a free until to don't want to play! And table tennis, we are all activity to practice and play, although I played not champions, but "no challenge champion will never be the champion" is the movement of love me!!!!!!!
"Oh! I have forgot my meal card in our bedroom!" Poor Zhang Shanzheng pain shouted. "I borrow your" I said without hesitation! Zhang Shanzheng hurriedly said thank you to me, my arms around him. "All are brothers, don't mention it!" Another time before six and I (3 class Zhao Junkai and fit in with the cui, we are all iron elder brothers, once was playing it, Zhao Junkai injured, we two word, holding him and ran the clinic, to check he don't have my card. I didn't take, I will let him to register my name, since the return of money!
This is me, more I trouble, less advantage of me. Don't you want to make friends with me?
一个没有非洲人黑的小男孩，今年12，小眼睛，塌塌的鼻子。又有大耳朵图图的基因“动耳神功!”
“老师就是这样讲的啊!”看，我又和姐姐较真，就比如说3/4*7/10吧!我说必须把3/4化成分母是十，姐姐说，也可以直接乘，都是我在课上没注意听，才导致成这样的结果，这就是不耐烦的我。
“嗒嗒”我又玩起了男生的最爱《穿越火线》。妈妈喊到：“给我洗个梨!”我正玩得高兴的时候，就很不情愿地说：“再玩一会再去。”过了一会妈妈又催了，我还是说再玩一会。等到我玩够了，已经过了一个多小时了，之后才给妈妈洗了个梨，妈妈长叹一口气说：“吃你洗的梨，可真是不太容易啊!”这就是爱玩电脑的我。
“起床了!”姐姐叫醒了我，我揉了揉朦胧的眼睛，低沉地说：“几点了?”“11点了”“才11点再睡会!”“今天大扫除，!赶紧起来!”一听到大扫除三个字，我立即就装睡，要知道，平常我洗个小衣服、小袜子，还行，可是……大扫除还是算了吧!姐姐对我嚎了几句：“懒虫!”这就是不爱干家务，爱睡觉的我。
“秒传，秒传”那个正激烈喊着的人正是我。我非常爱打篮球和乒乓球，虽然打得不是太好，但是一有空我就玩，直到玩到不想玩为止!还有乒乓球，我们都是活动课练和玩，虽然我打得不是冠军，但是，“不与冠军较量就永远不会是冠军”这就是爱运动的我!
“哎呀!我的饭卡忘在寝室了!”可怜的张山正痛苦得呐喊道。“我借你”我毫不犹豫的说!张山郑连忙对我说了声谢谢，我搂住他。“都是兄弟，不用客气!”还有一次我和以前六(3班的赵俊凯还有崔合群，我们都是铁哥们，有一次正在玩耍时，赵俊凯受伤了，我们俩二话不说，挽着他就往医务室跑，要结账了他没带卡。我也没带，我就让他登记我的名字，下回来还钱!
这就是我，毛病多的我，优点少的我。你们难道不愿意跟我交朋友吗?
大学生小作文自我介绍英语【三】
每个人都有自己好的一面和邪恶的一面，但是每一面都不一样，作为多变的我也有我不同的风格，冷漠、热情、温柔、暴力、坚强、柔弱……想认识我、了解我，就要先知道我的多变。
在老师面前我是一个温柔，善良的好同学。数不胜数的老师都喜欢我，有的喜欢我的善良，有一次班上的同学钱丢了，没钱坐车不巧的是那天还下着倾盆大雨，我二话没说就塞了20元给她，正巧被老师看到了，直挺挺的对我竖直拇指。虽说20元也不多，但它是心灵之间友谊之桥，同学之间相互帮助这是应该的，对吗?有的喜欢我的勇敢，上课时不管自己想的题是对与错都能勇敢回答，想的了答案就要说不然就不要下了。是吗?
在同学们面前我是一个活泼、暴力、坚强的女孩。无论面临怎样的困难都会用乐观的心态去化解困难。有一次，我和最好的朋友吵架了，虽然很伤心但我还是用乐观的心态，成功的解决了难题。
曾又一次我们学校里一个谁也不敢惹的校霸，无情的把我的作业本扔掉了，虽说也没什么，但是我不想让他那样不尊重他人的劳动成果。于是我一个耳光，啪，的一声甩到了他的脸颊上，他或许气愤填胸了吧，就将我像衣服一样摔来摔去，我们就这样打了一会，或许是他良心发现了对我说：“不和你打了。”又让人把我的作业本捡了起来。就这样我一架成名了!想一想，把人当衣服一样摔，是常人无法忍受的，然而我没有掉下一滴泪。
看!这就是我，你们现在应该了解我了吧，希望世上因让不一样的风格而美丽，让多变伴随这我们的生活吧!做你自己是最好的。
