英语白痴写作文【一】
同桌叫L，她常说，因为她简单、快乐、可爱，所以她画画很好，但我倒看不出这两者有什么关系，不过，看到她给我画的素描我才知道，快乐是她能画好画的前提，也是她生活的纯粹。
人的`一生中只有三年初中，六个学期；和她同桌3。5个学期，而且，和她唱了三年《睡在我上铺的兄弟》。她是第一个让我真正地发自内心地笑的人。
其实有很多话想对她说，但每次对着她的眼睛，却又始终说不出口；又是看着她失望的表情和听见她无奈地叹气，我觉得心疼却只能在心里暗暗说抱歉。
与她在一起的日子总是很快乐。面对她一次次的帮助，我从来没说来一声谢谢，但她仍是会一笑置之。我没吃饭，她会给我冲麦片，削苹果；我肚子疼不舒服，她会给我拿要冲牛奶，陪我去校医室；冬天我喜欢赖床，她会帮我拿早餐……一直以来，都是我贪婪地享受她的帮助。习惯了她在旁边的大幅度动作，习惯了她在旁边的唠叨，习惯了她把睡着的我推醒，习惯了给她讲解数学题，习惯了……习惯了一切后才发现，这一切不仅仅是习惯了，习惯了太多，早就成了依赖了。是的，是依赖，我喜欢上了依赖这个一直想我开怀大笑的大白痴，这个傻傻的大白痴……
明明知道我喜欢一个人独行却还是与我齐步说只是想分担我的一点孤单；
明明知道我不会喜欢与人分享心事却还是会一遍遍地缠着我说；
明明知道我不会喜欢她说的那些无聊笑话却还是一次次地笑着对我说；
明明知道我不开心时更愿意一个人安静地流泪却还要挤到我身边安慰我逗我笑；
明明知道相比起热闹我更愿意安静地坐着看书却还是固执地逗我说话；
明明知道……
那么多回忆在她和我之间渗透着，我却一直不敢说谢谢；因为我怕，我怕，我一开口就会忍不住流泪。或许她不知道，我早就学会怎样去笑，从她第一次送我生日礼物时，我真的是发自内心地笑了。微不足道的小事，让我刻骨铭心地记住了她。或许我将来会忘记很多人很多事，但我知道我不会忘记她，只因为她是L，她是那个费尽心思想要我笑的单纯的大白痴L！
简单可爱而有快乐的L，你看到了吗？我真的已经笑了，谢谢了！
英语白痴写作文【二】
When I was a freshman in college I watched the film Gua Sha Treatment for the first time, now I am a junior student and I come back to review the movie from a multicultural aspect, I have many different feelings after watching the film again.
At the beginning of the film, XuDatong is given an award and later he delivers a speech. What makes me impressed most is in his speech he says “one day I will become one of you, a truly successful American, today this award proved that America is a true land of opportunity and I am the living proof of that.” At that moment Xu thinks he has realized his American Dream totally with his lovingly wife and adorable son. However, I think it is ironical that to make a speech like that and I assume it is made on purpose to hind a clue for the story's development. How many non—American people have such a beautiful American dream? One of my classmate studies in American now and before he went aboard he told me his American dream is he can stand at the top of the New York. To be honest, I also dream that one day I can get the Green Card living there happily and successfully maybe working at the Wall Street. When Xu gets the award he thinks he entirely melted in the melting pot neglecting the multicultural obstruct, later the plot goes against the way he thinks. And later Quinlan asked Xu'why you be the scapegoat of your father?' Xu answers 'because he is Chinese.' Then maybe Xu knows that there is always a wide gap between Chinese and American cultures.
The second scene is Xu hit his son Denis because Denis hit the son of xu's boss, at the middle of the film xu tells his boss that he hit his own son is only to show his respect to his boss John Quinlan, that time Quinlan feels puzzled “what a Chinese logic”,yes, American can never understand such a logic full of Chinese characteristic, because they respect everyone including the children, they won't beat a child to please the boss, and there is no such a conception of degree between employee and employer, they feel everyone is equal, which is quite different from china.
Connected to the second scene, the third difference I want to analyze is the care for the children. In America, people pay more attention to the right of children which can be seen from the law—leaving children alone at home is illegal, while in China it is so common that almost everyone may experience such loneliness. And Children Welfare Agency does work in America which shows the importance Americans attach to children's right. What's more, I remember a line 'No one won the case, especially the child.' In my opinion, it also manifests the universal concern from the American public to the children.
The fourth aspect is following the procedure, in the film, more than there times, the people focus on the rule, the law, the procedure. At the Christmas Eve Xu wants to return back to his home pretending as a Santa Claus, what a pity, the security recognizes him and persuades 'you are always a good tenement, never causes troubles for me.' And another scene is at the end of the film , the judge says 'I have to follow the procedure.' However, in China people always have to ask for a favor to do something, and later you have to pay back the favor,for myself, I prefer the American style, strict to the procedure.
The fifth and the last point is the humors, Quinlan says 'you can't fall, your health security is the company paid.' 'Datong, welcome home, maybe next time, you can come from the front door.' 'dady, why you come from the window' ' because we don't have a chimney.' I really adore this distinguished American humor, especially in dangerous situations, which is quite rare in China.
That's my whole reaction to Gua Sha Treatment.
英语白痴写作文【三】
今天中午看了电影三个白痴，一部印度题材的电影。
确实是一部非常经典的电影，很适合在校学生观看，对本人来说，一名即将研究生毕业的毕业生，其实反而不怎么适合，因为在校生涯即将画上句号。但既然是一部好电影，那就得看，尤其是好看的印度题材电影。电影讲叙的是三个来自不同家庭背景的男孩，兰彻、瀚海、拉斯，一起考上了皇家工程学院，又碰巧成为了室友，没有隔阂与孤立，很快他们3人成了铁杆兄弟。从此，他们开始了他们的大学生活。兰彻刚开学就成了学校的公众人物，用一根带电的接线头使排泄尿尿的高年级学长被电了老二。之后，利用自己对机械的兴趣设计了带拍照功能的遥控飞机，想作为礼物送给高年级的一个同样对机械入迷，被称为疯子的学长，结果却是学长还没来得及看到这件作品前就用一根绳子结束了自己的生命。在兰彻的带领下，这三个白痴敢于公开反抗院长刻板的教学体制；半夜跑到院长女儿皮娅的床前表白并在院长家大门前撒尿；为了拉斯能通过考试，兰彻半夜时分冒着被学校开除的危险去院长办公室偷试卷，目的就是为了帮助拉斯能通过这场专门针对他的考试。三个白痴在学校里制造的一切在他眼中看来都是故意捣乱的行为将院长搞得气急败坏，而院长又是一位自尊心极强且又极度刚愎自负的人，在他骑自行车时，他不会允许别人骑到他的前面。结果是，校长找来了三位学生的家长，同时也采取各个击破战术并加勒令退学的威胁，在这种情况下，拉斯胆怯了，他想要和兰彻划清界限，因为拉斯的家庭环境很不好，他需要好的成绩来换一份好的工作然后去养家糊口，而兰彻有一位超有钱的老爸。
但是，兰彻还是没有改变自己，仍是那般一如既往的洒脱，兰彻没有放弃自己的兄弟拉斯，尽管拉斯主动远离兰彻，当拉斯的父亲病重时，在皮亚阴差阳错的帮助下，兰彻帮助他父亲脱离险情。再聚首，三个白痴眼中带泪，紧紧的拥抱在一起，拉斯还是没有兰彻，三人还是分离不了。而皮亚，院长的女儿，对兰彻—父亲眼中彻头彻尾的坏学生，在经历一系列剧情后，竟然爱上了兰彻，而兰彻也爱上了漂亮的皮亚，但兰彻却只能将这份爱意埋藏在内心，他深爱着皮亚，但却不能表露对皮亚的爱。临毕业时，因为跑到院长办公室偷试卷被发现，三人终于被院长如愿以偿的开除了，临走的.那个晚上，天下起了暴雨，整个城市的交通都陷入了瘫痪，恰好皮亚已婚的姐姐临近生产要被送进医院，底歇里斯对着电话吼叫的院长想不出任何办法。恰好，兰彻经过了院长的身旁。看到这一幕，经过与在外地焦急的医学系高材生皮亚的联系，在皮亚的远程指挥下，兰彻三人现实的忙碌下，没有医疗生产装置且突然停电的紧急状态下，最终，兰彻三人克服重重困难在一张兵乓球桌上成功的让已经昏迷的皮亚的姐姐顺利的生产出了一个baby。那一刻，他们是那么的兴奋，每个人喜极而泣，当新生儿出生的那一刻。这位给自己儿子施加太多压力导致儿子自的刻板、固执的搞工程学院长，终于没有那样对他那刚出生的孙子说‘让他成为工程师’那句鬼话。
也是那一刻，院长改变了自己的决定，他让这三个已被开除的白痴又重新回到学校参加学校的毕业考试，并将自己的一支笔送给了兰彻，而这只笔只能送给最优秀的学生，且院长等待那个有资格获得这支笔的学生足足等了32年！院长那一刻发现，原来，兰彻他们没有错，错的是他自己，他终于让自己高傲的头颅意识到了自己的错。毕业时，一直都不是好学生但是却异常聪慧的兰彻成了毕业生中的第一优秀学生，瀚海与拉斯也顺利的通过了学校的毕业考试，但兰彻却一直没有向皮亚求婚。毕业十年，从毕业后，兰彻就一直没有与皮亚，拉斯，瀚海联系过，且还是单身。因为一个偶然的十年之约，经过转折，他们又见面了。瀚海与拉斯一起将即将成为别人新娘的皮亚从婚礼上夺走，成全了兰彻与皮亚的最终结合，而兰彻的真实身份却是一个贵族园丁的儿子，他并没有一个有钱的老爸。再见面时，兰彻却是一个低调的成功商人，也是一个教书育人的老师。
