外教英式幽默作文【一】
当英语老师告诉我们下一节英语课是外国老师教我们英语，而且是两个星期才有一次。真难得呀，两个星期才有一次啊！可想想又让人觉得兴奋！！
“铃、铃、铃。”上课了，外教老师刚进门，原本热闹非凡的教室立即变得鸦雀无声。外教老师很风趣，老师和我们先互相做自我介绍。轮到邵耀萱说了，她说：“I am Shao Yao Xuan。”老师故意把她的名字说成了“Shao 、Shao 、Shao ”他那语调特别搞笑。顿时，同学们哈哈大笑起来。
到我了，我说：“I am Tina。”这时，老师张开双臂，我也跟着张开双臂。显然我误解了他的意思。他忽然把我抱了起来，并在我的右脸上猛亲了一下，我被刚才的`情景吓了一跳，原来老师刚才的举动是对我的友好。他把我轻轻地放下来，并给我一块糖，我连忙对老师说“Thank You”。外教老师还和我们做了许多有趣的游戏，可惜的是我们听不懂老师讲的话，为了让我们长大后能够走出国门，学到更多的知识，我们一定要好好学习英语。
我喜欢这位幽墨风趣的外教老师！
外教英式幽默作文【二】
Dear Mrs. Nelson,
My name is Rick Schultz. I don’t know if you remember me, but I was in your English class at Westview High School in 20xx. I used to argue with you about the merits of science fiction as a form of literature. Recently I met several other former students of yours, Gerald Bryant, Ron Brown, Dawn Smith, and Dave Lee. Naturally we spent much of the time we were together talking about your class and how much we enjoyed it. So I decided to write you and find out how you are doing.
As I said, we all remember your class with great fondness. If you are still teaching, I hope your current students appreciate how fortunate they are.
Sincerely yours,
Rick Schultz
XXXX.X.X
外教英式幽默作文【三】
我家养了一只小狗，名叫花花。它长着一身黑白相间的皮毛，两只耳朵尖尖的，小尾巴向上翘，四肢粗壮有力。
花花见到我，小尾巴摆个不停，光想让我给它好吃的。花花最高兴的时候，是家里来客人，特别是客人住下吃饭时，它会扒你的背，让你给它好吃的。
可家里一来生人，它立刻就翻脸。就算是有人从门外走过，它也叫个不停。
花花吃饱了，就去它的小窝里甜甜蜜蜜地睡上一觉。
这就是我家的花花，一只活泼可爱的小狗。
外教英式幽默作文【四】
??真幽默650字脸上布满了皱纹，但是他很幽默，我们都称他“笑话老师”。
他刚来，就给每位小组取了名字，一组是“花喜鹊”小组，代表报喜事，希望他们有好运。二组是由白天鹅小组，代表高贵，是希望他们守纪律；三组是七星瓢虫小组，这名字刚一说出来，大家都笑了起来，可李老师却说：“七星瓢虫小组的孩子都是上帝派来的天使，都是聪明活泼，可爱的孩子。四组是金丝猴小组，代表活泼，好动。希望他们能像金丝猴一样，他接着介绍自己，说他上知天文，下知地理，左知花喜鹊，右知金丝猴……一边说，一边像古时候的读书人一样摇头晃脑起来。
他讲的课既生动又有趣，有一次，他拿来一大包糖，让我们描述一下他的糖，谁说的最好，他就给谁吃。同学们都争先恐后地举起了手，他环视了一下教室，点了我，我大声说：“李老师的糖真很甜，比蜂蜜还甜；李老师的糖真香，比所有的东西都香；李老师的糖真……
我刚说完，李老师边拍手边向我这边走来，他说：“说得真好，用了排比句，你把手伸过来”。我把手伸过去，只听一阵清脆响声，我感到手特别酸痛，原来是李老师把我的手指关节向里捏了一下。我很好奇，问到：“您这是干什么呀？”他说：“因为你说的太好了，用了排比句，所以我就和你“握握手”，把我的知识传送到你的身体里，这是一种最新的'传送知识的方法。说完还朝我眨眨眼。我半信半疑地坐了下来，心想：“这是真的吗？”
后来，李老师还说了些知识笑话，我们听得津津有味。
啊！这位“笑话老师”的教学方法真不同，我真喜欢上他的课
外教英式幽默作文【五】
Dear Mr Pan:
It has been a long time since I wrote the last letter. Nowdays, people write letters less and less, instead, they make a call or send a SMS. However, it is still a good way for us to communicate with each other by sending a letter.
It's my honour to get the chance to write to you. "Approachable" is my first impression of you, because you always keeps smiling. Students may fear the teachers that are serious both in and out of class. Smile makes a teacher popular with his students, you are a teacher of this very kind.
You always arrive at the classroom ahead of any of the students, from which we could imply that you are a diligent man with regular habit. Before the class, you like to talk to us, at this very time, you are more a friend than a teacher. To be honest, I was surprised in the first class when I learned a teacher at your age could speak English in such a fluent way.(I didn't mean you are old, you're young at heart. Moreover, you know well how to keep your class attractive. You've got such an active mind that you can keep talking during the whole class without a pause. I always appreciated your ideas and enjoyed listening to you. In your class, I learned not only the writing skills but also the presentation skills as well as much knowledge of other areas. Thanks for your excellent teaching.
I've got some suggestions for you. It seems that we students have got few chances to participate in discussion during the class time. Most of the time, we are listening. Seldom did we express our own ideas. I suggest that teachers should interact with students more frequently in the class. Besides, I'd like to practice writing more, so would you please leave us more assignments?
Happy new year.
With every good wish.
Yours sincerely
Dali Wang
XXXX.X.X
外教英式幽默作文【六】
在外教家门口，我敲门。本来想到是外教来开门，没想到是一个陌生女子出来开门，我问：“你是谁呀？”“我是外教的朋友。”我便大概知道了这位陌生女子的身份。
一位同学来了，也开门见山问她：“你是谁？”“我是外教的朋友。”一样的回答。我们初步确定那女子是外教的女朋友。
我们想法一致，就又去问她：“你是外教的女朋友吧？”“不是，不是。”女子连忙表示反对。“难道你不是女的吗？”她一言不发了。
难道外教要娶一位
难道真是这样吗？
外教英式幽默作文【七】
Dear Mr.Huang,
We have never seen for one year, I miss you very much.It is say that you did an operation in September.How are you now? I hope that you have recovered.
Thank you for your enlightening in the important time of my life.I won't forget your edification. Iam in the XX University now.It locate in the beautiful city Hangzhou. I invite you to have a journey to Hangzhou next summer if you have time then.My major is English,but I always feel shamed to speak and show in English in the class.I would change the actuality gradually.Now I like sports very much especially basketball.You would see a healthy and stronge David next time.The life in the university is colorful.I like it.And I shall study hard.
The new year is on the way, I pray the God to bless you to be happy and healthy in the coming year.And give my best regards to your families. Happy New Year!
Yours faithfully, David
28th Dec
