小笑话英语作文80词【一】
1。thereof
以”there”为前缀加上介词构成的词，如thereafter， thereby， therein， thereinafter， thereinbefore， thereon， thereof， thereunder， thereupon， therewith等，在文中具体指什么，需要读者依照合同的上下文来判断，因而理解起来比较复杂，请看下例：
This Agreement is written in the English language。 In case of any discrepancy between the English version and any translation thereof， the English text shall govern。 句中”the English version and any translation thereof”从上下文判断意为 “the English version and any translation of the English version”，即thereof一词代替of the English version。与以here开头的词如hereof的理解方法类似。
2。therein
该词意为in that， in that particular
context， in that respect，“在那里”，“在那点上”，“在那方面”，表示上文已提及的“合同中的”“工程中的”。如：the contract or any part thereof意为the contract or any part of the contract，合同或合同的任何部分。
3。thereto
该词意为：to that，“随附”，“附之”，如：“Contract Products” means the products specified in Appendix 2 to this Contract， together with all improvements and modifications thereof or developments with respect thereto。 句中or developments with respect thereto 意为：or developments with respect to the developments。
4。thereunder
该词意为：under that， “在其下”，“依照”，如：The Borrower fails to pay any amount payable thereunder as and when such amount shall become payable。 句中any amount payable thereunder意为any amount payable under the contract。
小笑话英语作文80词【二】
1。Whereas
该词意为：considering that， “鉴于”，“就（而论”，常用于合同协议书的开头段落以引出合同双方订立合同的理由或依据。如：Whereas Party A desires to use the Patented Technology of Party B to manufacture and sell the Contract Products……鉴于甲方希望利用乙方的专利技术制造并销售合同产品。
2。Whereby
该词意为：by the agreement， by the following terms and conditions，“凭此协议”，“凭此条款”，常用于合同协议书中以引出合同当事人应承担的主要合同义务。如：
A sales contract refers to a contract whereby the seller transfers the ownership of an object to the buyer and the buyer pays the price for the object。 句中a contract whereby the seller transfers……意为：a contract by which the seller transfers……
以上是对外经贸合同英语中几个典型旧体词用词方面的重要的特点，笔者希望初涉外经贸合同的教师和学生予以留意，有针对性地学习，达到事半功倍的效果；也希望进行外贸合同写作时也能把握住这几个特点，写出好的外经贸合同，顺利地进行外贸业务往来。
小笑话英语作文80词【三】
这天，由香主和堂主主持的武林大会（早读课）开始了！各路豪杰相聚一堂。堂主大声说道：“谢谢各位来参加武林大会，请各位拿出‘武林秘籍’（语文书）。”话音刚落，丐帮帮主李辉叫道：“呀！我的秘籍没带！”“鬼信！”我们峨眉派的人都知道，丐帮帮主如真没带，怎么会这么大声，让武林人士看他出丑？“哈哈，在这儿！”“切！”“肃静，武林大会正式开始！”香主说道，“请大家看到秘籍的第十四招第一式（14页词语盘点的读读写写），先请各位高手攻读三遍，默记一遍。可别在我们李掌门的试招（听写）下一败涂地哟！”“谁怕谁，过一会儿，不知是谁‘一败涂地’呢？哈哈哈……大力侠仰天长笑。
在大侠们学习秘籍时，香主施展“凌波微步”在巡视，堂主也用“草上飞”的功夫在视察有没有偷懒耍滑的游侠在搅混。哇！看到一个小子猖狂得连书都拿反了。香主动用了绝传的'“移花接木”帮他纠正了错误。
空气中又增加了一丝气！突然，李掌门到。现在，听写秘籍，各位大侠都一丝不苟地拿起武器……
随着各路大侠在纸上的龙飞凤舞，“武林大会”渐入佳境。大家都沉浸在这真实的武林世界里。这里不需要真刀真枪的厮，只需笔墨纸砚的心灵沟通，方可达到炉火纯青的境界。最终学会感知世界，认识并改造这片未知天地，修炼出天人合一的最高境界！
喝彩
一场普普通通的早读课变成了众侠云集的群英会，气氛未免森严了些。不过相信在众侠的潜心修炼之下，必将达到陈长瑜同学所说的“天人合一”的最高境界的！
小笑话英语作文80词【四】
晚上了,我听妈妈说,把牙枕在枕头底下,第2天可以变成1元钱,我就把牙齿枕在枕头底下,还傻傻地想,就算我的牙太烂,也可以换5毛钱吧?
第2天,我迫不及待地翻开枕头,没想到,竟然还是一颗牙!我就问妈妈:"妈妈!为什么我的牙没变成钱呢?妈妈笑着说:"小笨蛋,牙齿怎么可能真的变成钱呢?""妈妈不骗人对不对?说,怎么回事?"``````妈妈被我弄晕了,:"@#$%^&*(_+|?:!`~,.,我的天,那是骗人的!!!!!""哦,反正只是5毛钱,没什么大不了的,你还我就是了,不还也行!""啊?!"妈妈大叫,苦笑着说,:"好了好了,去玩吧!"
怎么样?我的牙好玩吗?哎,老妈别忘了还我钱啊!5毛啊
小笑话英语作文80词【五】
There was a farmer in the Song Kingdom in ancient China. He worked in his field day after day. In good harvest years, he could only have enough food to eat and enough clothing to wear. If the field failed to produce enough crops, he had to go hungry. This farmer wanted to improve his life. But he was too lazy and too cowardly. He always dreamed of having unexpected fortune.
A miracle took place at last. One day, when he worked in the field, some people were hunting nearby. They shouted loudly one after another. Some little animals were running desperately. Suddenly, a hare dashed itself headlong against the stump of a dead tree in his field and died.
That day, he had a good meal.
From that day on, he no longer worked in his field. From morning till night, he stayed by that miraculous stump, waiting for another hare. Will the miracle happen again?
People often use the set phrase “staying by a stump waiting for more hares to come and dash themselves against it" to refer to persons dreaming to reap without sowing.
在战国时代的宋国，有一个农民，每天都很辛苦地在田地里干活.遇到好年景，也不过刚刚吃饱穿暖;要是遇到灾荒，他就得忍饥挨饿了.他很想能过上好一点的日子，可是他太懒，胆子又特小，干什么都是又懒又怕的，总是想着能碰到送上门来的意外之财就好了。
奇迹终于发生了。一天，他正在田里干活，一群打猎的人靠近了。吆喝之声四处起伏，受惊的小动物们没命地奔跑。突然， 有一只兔子，不偏不倚，一头撞在他田边的树根上。
这天，他美美地饱餐了一顿。
从此，他就不再种地了，一天到晚守着那个神奇的.树根，等着奇迹再次出现。
人们后来就常用“守株待兔”这个成语来形容那些老梦想着不耕种就会有收获的人。
拓展阅读：
【汉字】守株待兔
【拼音】shǒu zhū dài tù
【基本释义】株：露出地面的树根。原比喻希图不经过努力而得到成功的侥幸心理。现也比喻守狭隘，不知变通。 贬义词
【出处】汉·王充《论衡》：“犹守株待兔之蹊;藏身破置之路也。”
【近义词】刻舟求剑 固守成规 坐享其成 墨守成规 好逸恶劳 守株缘木 缘木求鱼
【反义词】通权达变 借坡下驴 标新立异 见风使舵 除旧布新 随机应变
小笑话英语作文80词【六】
??寓言小故事：The Wolf and the LambaWolf, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on him, but to find some plea, which should justify to the Lamb himself his right to eat him. He thus addressed him:"Sirrah, last year you grossly insulted me." "Indeed," bleated the Lamb in a mournful tone of voice, "I was not then born." Then said the Wolf, "You feed in my pasture."
"No, good sir," replied the Lamb, "I have not yet tasted grass." Again said the Wolf, "You drink of my well." "No," exclaimed the Lamb, "I never yet drank water, for as yet my mother′s milk is both food and drink to me." On which the Wolf seized him, and ate him up, saying, "Well! I won′t remain supperless, even though you refute every one of my imputations."The tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny.
狼和小羊
一只狼瞧见一只迷路失群的小羊，决定暂缓下毒手，想先找一些理由，对小羊证明自己有吃它的权利。它就说：「小鬼!你去年曾经骂过我。」小羊可怜地说：「老实说，我去年还没有出生呢。」狼再说：「你在我的草地上吃过草。」
小羊回答说：「不，好先生，我还未曾尝过草的味道呢。」狼又说：「你喝过我井里的.水。」小羊叫道：「不，我从没有喝过水，因为直到今天为止，我都是吃着母亲的奶汁。」狼一听这话，便抓住它，把它吃下去，便说：「好!即使你驳倒我每一句话，我终究要吃晚餐的!」暴君总有他暴行的借口。
小笑话英语作文80词【七】
1。hereby
该词意为by means of ， by reason of this， by this agreement，“特此”，“因此”，“兹”，“在此”。此词常用作法律、经贸文件、合同、协议书等正式文件的开头语，在合同条款中需特别强调时也可用，表示当事人借此合约，要宣示某种具有法律效力的“意思表示”，如保证、同意、放弃权利等，一般放于主语后，紧邻主语。如：The Company hereby covenants and warrants that…… 意为：By this agreement the Company covenants and warrants that……即：公司在此保证……再如：Both parties hereby agree that……意为：By this agreement both parties agree that……即：双方当事人在此同意……
2。hereof
该词意为：of this agreement，“关于此点”；“在本文件中”，表示上文已提及的“本合同的、本文件的……”，一般置于要修饰的名词的后面，与之紧邻。如：to take effect on the date hereof 意为：to take effect on the date of this agreement 即：于本合约之日期生效。再如：the headings of the sections hereof 意为：the headings of the sections of this agreement 即：本合约各条款之标题。
3。hereto
该词意为：to this agreement，“至此”，“在此”，表示上文已提及的“本合同的……本文件的……”，一般置于要修饰的`名词的后面，与之紧邻。如：both parties hereto 意为both parties to this agreement，即本合约之当事人双方；items specified in Attachment I and hereto 意为：items specified in Attachment I to this agreement 即：本合约之附件I所列之各项。
4。herein
该词意为：in this agreement，“此中”，“于此”，表示上文已提及的“本合同（中）的……，本法（中）的……”等，一般置于所修饰词后，紧邻所修饰词。如：to file a suit in the court agreed to herein 意为：to file a suit in the court agreed to in this agreement 即：向当事人于本合约中同意管辖的法院提起诉讼；再如：to follow the terms and conditions herein 意为：to follow the terms and conditions in this agreement，即：遵守本合约所规定的条件。
5。hereinafter
该词意为：later in the same Contract，“以下”，“在下文”，一般与to be referred to as， referred to as， called 等词组连用，以避免重复。
6。hereunder
该词意为：under this agreement，“在本合约内”、“依据本合约”。如：obligations hereunder，意为obligations under this agreement，即“本合约内的义务”。再如：rights granted hereunder，意为rights granted under this agreement，即“依本合约所赋予的权利”。
