英语简短搞笑小作文【一】
在青岛啤酒集团某车间的一个角落，因工作需要放着一把梯子。用时就将梯子支上，不用时就移到旁边。为防止梯子倒下砸伤人，工作人员特地在梯子上写一个小条幅;“请留神梯子，注意安全”。这件事谁也未放在心上，几年过去了，也未发生梯子砸人的事件。后来有外方来谈合作事项，来到梯子前驻足良久，外方一位熟悉汉语的专家提议，请将条幅改为：“不用时请将梯子放倒”。
故事的有益启示：抓安全要防患于未然。
前者与后者的涵义有本质的不同，看似两者都在讲安全，但前者仅仅是提醒大家注意安全，未进入安全的本质，而后者却是完全排除了潜在的危险，体现了本质安全。
英语简短搞笑小作文【二】
I will bee a high school student this September.I am a little bit nervous about it.I have to do well in the high school entrance exam to enter a good high school.I will go to a different school,make new friends.Most of all,I heard that there are much more courses in high school,I will be very busy in studying.I have been visiting a high school,there were many text books and papers on the desks in the class room.But I also saw the students in the high school were very active to join the extracurricular activities after school.They had football and basketball matches,singing conferences,painting and calligraphy exhibitions and so on.So I am looking forward to be a high school student.
今年九月份我就要成为一名高中生了。我有一点紧张。我务必要在中考的时候发挥好才能进入一个好高中。我会去到不一样的学习，交新的朋友。最重要的.是，我听说高中有更加多的科目，我的学习会更加忙了。我以前去参观过一个高中，教室里的课桌上堆满了课本和试卷。但是我也看到了高中生们很活跃参加各种课外活动。有篮球和足球比赛、歌唱会和书画展等等。所以我很期盼成为一名高中生。
英语简短搞笑小作文【三】
有一次森林之王狮子患了很重的病，狡滑的狐狸趁机巴结，便日夜细心照顾。一天，狮子对狐狸说：“我现在很想吃虎肉，而且听说吃了虎的心很快就会恢复健康。”于是谄媚的狐狸立刻到森林找到老虎，告诉老虎说，狮子就要了，想选出一个继承王位的。狮王考虑後觉得只有老虎合适，因此就请他跟狐狸到狮王那里走一趟。老虎没有疑狐狸，就和狐狸到了狮子洞穴，于是就被等待已久的'狮子给。。。。。。可怜的虎就这样失去了他的性命。当狮子津津有味地吃著虎肉，突然不小心把虎的心掉在地上。狐狸看见了，悄悄地把它捡起来吃了。狮子吃完虎肉之後四处寻找虎心，可怎么都找不到，就问狐狸。狐狸说：“陛下，那虎大概知道自己会受骗，所以没有把心带来，况且，像他那麽笨的家伙，又那儿来的心呢?”
寓意→→ 应随时察言观色以免招损
英语简短搞笑小作文【四】
有一个坏脾气的男孩，他父亲给了他一袋钉子。并且告诉他，每当他发脾气的时候就钉一个钉子在后院的围栏上。第一天，这个男孩钉下了37根钉子。慢慢的，每天钉下的数量减少了，他发现控制自己的脾气要比钉
下那些钉子容易。于是，有一天，这个男孩再也不会失去耐性，乱发脾气。
他告诉父亲这件事情。父亲又说，现在开始每当他能控制自己脾气的时候，就拔出一根钉子。
一天天过去了，最后男孩告诉他的父亲，他终于把所有钉子给拔出来了。父亲握着他的手，来到后院说：“你做得很好，我的好孩子，但是看看那些围栏上的洞。这些围拦将永远不能回复到从前的样子。你生气的时候说的话就像这些钉子一样留下疤痕。如果你拿刀子捅别人一刀，不管你说了多少次对不起，那个伤口将永远存在。话语的伤痛就像真实的伤痛一样令人无法承受。
英语简短搞笑小作文【五】
English is very important today,we have English classes in school every day.How do I study English? In the morning before I go to school,I will listen to the English text recording,follow the recording to read the text.And before the class in the school,we will have an English words dictation.After school I will do some English homework.In the evening,before I go to bed,I will listen to the English channel on the radio to improve my listening.I also have some foreign net friends,we can talk in English on line so I can practice my speaking.These are how I study English.
在这天英语是很重要的，我们每一天都有英语课。我如何学习英语?在早上上学之前，我会听课文录音，跟着读课文。在学校上课之前，我们会有一个英语单词听写。放学后我会做一些英语作业。晚上的时候，在我睡觉之前，我会用收音机收听英语频道来提高我的听力。我还有一些外国网友，我们能够在网上用英语交谈来练习我的口语。这些就是我怎样学习英语的。
英语简短搞笑小作文【六】
国王与宰相在商议事情，适逢天下大雨，国王问：“宰相啊！你说下雨是好事还是坏事啊？”宰相说：“好事！陛下正好可微服私访。”
又有一天，天下大旱，国王又问：“宰相啊！你说大旱是好事还是坏事啊？”宰相说：“好事！陛下正好可微服私访。”
又有一天，国王吃水果时不小心切掉了小拇指，又问：“宰相啊！你说断指是好事还是坏事啊？”宰相说：“好事！”于是，国王大怒，将宰相关入地牢，自己独自去打猎了，不想误中土人陷阱被捉，好在因为不是全人（缺手指），免去被吃掉的恶运。
里逃生的国王回想起宰相的好，赶紧回宫将宰相从地牢放出来，又问宰相：“我把你关在地牢里好不好啊？”宰相又答：“好！好极了！要不是陛下将微臣关在地牢，微臣恐怕就陪陛下打猎被捉，被土人吃掉了……”
英语简短搞笑小作文【七】
Fox is with the grape
Hungry of the fox see the grape to up hang the radiant and extremely keen grape of a string, saliva direct current, and want to pick to eat, but again
Can not take off.See in a short while, helplessly walked, and his side walk the side oneself to comfort to by oneself say:" this grape have noes familiar, affirmative
Is sour."
This is to say, and the some person's ability is small, and do to not accomplish anything, borrow to say the opportune moment immaturity.
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Wolf and egret
The wolf mistake swallowed a piece of bone, very suffered, running about, look for to visit the doctor everywhere.He met the egret, and talk to settle the service fees to invite him to take out the bone, egret to stretch in the wolf's throat the own head, and the 叼 outs bone, then toward to settle the good service fees wolfThe wolf answer says:" hello, friend, you can since the wolf 嘴 take back the head in the peace ground, and the difficult way return the dissatisfied foot, and how and still speak the guerdon?"
This story elucidation, guerdon badly person act charitably, and is a bad person of cognition and does not speak the reputation's innate character.
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Little boy and scorpion son
There is a child in front of city wall to catch the grasshopper, and in a short while caught the lots of.Suddenly see a scorpion son, he to think is also grasshopper,
Then two go to catch him.The scorpion son raises his poison to stab, say:" come, if you really dare to do like this, connect your grasshopper that catch to also would entirely lose."
This story warns people, and want to distinguish the pure good man with the bad person, and distinct to treat them.
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Drop at the fox in the well with the 公 goat
An only the fox take a wrong stepped the well, in spite of how he struggle can not still climb up, and have to be foolish there.The 公 goat feels
Thirsty pole, arrive at this well the side, and see the fox under the well, and then ask him the well water the how about it to drink?The fox feels the opportunity to come, heart inside
The 暗 pleaseds, right away the town quiet down, make every effort the laudation well water good drink, say this water is a world the first spring, pure and sweet and good to eat, and advise the goat to hurry up
Come down, and drink to heart's content with him.A the heart think only of to drink the water letter to think the true goat, then the without stopping to think ground jump downed to go to, and be his 咕咚咕 the 咚 painful
After finishing drinking, have to with the fox together totally the company ascend the well's way.Fox early contain preparation, he to archly say:" I pour to have a
Method.You pick with forepaw on the well wall, again Cape 竖直 , I behind carry on the back to jump up the well to go to from you, and pull you again to come up, we all
Save." the 公 goat agreed his proposal, fox to trample the feet of his empress, and jump he carry top on his back, and then make an effort from the Cape a
Jump, jump outed the mouth of a well.The fox go ups the hereafter, and the preparation alone escape.The 公 goat blames the fox and does not keep the 诺 speech.The fox returns overdo
Say to 公 goat:" hello, friend, beard that you of brains if resemble you are so perfect, you not to the extent of at did not see the pure exit it
Front blindly jump down to go to."
This story elucidation, cleverness of the person should to in advance think it over the affair's result, then just go to do.
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译文：
狐狸和葡萄
饥饿的狐狸看见葡萄架上挂着一串串晶莹剔透的葡萄，口水直流，想要摘下来吃，但又
摘不到。看了一会儿，无可奈何地走了，他边走边自己安慰自己说：“这葡萄没有熟，肯定
是酸的。”
这就是说，有些人能力小，做不成事，就借口说时机未成熟。
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狼与鹭鸶
狼误吞下了一块骨头，十分难受，四处奔走，寻访医生。他遇见了鹭鸶，谈定酬金请他取出骨头，鹭鸶把自己的头伸进狼的喉咙里，叼出了骨头，便向狼要定好的酬金。狼回答说：“喂，朋友，你能从狼嘴里平安无事地收回头来，难道还不满足，怎么还要讲报酬？”
这故事说明，对坏人行善的报酬，就是认识坏人不讲信用的.本质。
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小男孩与蝎子
有个小孩在城墙前捉蚱蜢，一会儿就捉了许多。忽然看见一只蝎子，他以为也是蚱蜢，
便着两手去捕捉他。蝎子举起他的毒刺，说道：“来吧，如果你真敢这样做，就连你捉的蚱蜢也会统统失掉。”
这故事告诫人们，要分辨清好人和坏人，区别对待他们。
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掉在井里的狐狸和公山羊
一只狐狸失足掉到了井里，不论他如何挣扎仍没法爬上去，只好呆在那里。公山羊觉得
口渴极了，来到这井边，看见狐狸在井下，便问他井水好不好喝？狐狸觉得机会来了，心中
暗喜，马上镇静下来，极力赞美井水好喝，说这水是天下第一泉，清甜爽口，并劝山羊赶快
下来，与他痛饮。一心只想喝水信以为真的山羊，便不假思索地跳了下去，当他咕咚咕咚痛
饮完后，就不得不与狐狸一起共商上井的办法。狐狸早有准备，他狡猾地说：“我倒有一个
方法。你用前脚扒在井墙上，再把角竖直了，我从你后背跳上井去，再拉你上来，我们就都
得救了。”公山羊同意了他的提议，狐狸踩着他的后脚，跳到他背上，然后再从角上用力一
跳，跳出了井口。狐狸上去以后，准备独自逃离。公山羊指责狐狸不信守诺言。狐狸回过头
对公山羊说：“喂，朋友，你的头脑如果像你的胡须那样完美，你就不至于在没看清出口之
前就盲目地跳下去。”
这故事说明，聪明的人应当事先考虑清楚事情的结果，然后才去做。
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英语简短搞笑小作文【八】
有一天蚂蚁去和大象比力气，蚂蚁自豪的说自己能举起比自己重一百多倍的东西，这时大象抖抖了身上的泥，结果却把蚂蚁砸了。
——永远不要比错对象，不然会的很惨。
