男生写小作文道歉 被退回【一】
今天我要讲被同学们戏称为“小毛驴”的班主任李老师。同学们说他“长得像头驴”，但他“人气值”很高，仿佛他就是同学们中的一员。
开营第一天，他对我们说：“其实我不年轻了，25岁了。”如果你觉得这句话正常的话，请看后面的后面的后面的后面的后面（以下省略N个“的后面”）……
再说回“小毛驴”这个绰号。有同学在他“闯入女生宿舍”时报知：“老师，有人叫你‘小毛驴’！”老师淡定地说“我知道啊……”，于是乎，每天晚上他“闯入女生宿舍”时，女生宿舍三楼的.同学都会听到“小毛驴”“小毛驴”“小毛驴”“小毛驴”……而且相邻两次间隔不超过5秒！当然，其他班级的同学是不会知道我们在讲什么的，于是乎，我们准备把这个绰号“公之于众”。
不知是谁想出了这样一个主意：在才艺表演时唱儿歌《小毛驴》，然后指着老师说：“我们老师是小毛驴哦！”，老师神态自若地说：“可以啊！”
又一天，他听到我们叫他“小毛驴”时，并没有像以前那样满不在乎，而是立即“暴跳如雷”，颁布了一条“法令”：再叫他“小毛驴”，就扣除10个印章！
离别的时刻，他在黑板上龙飞凤舞地写下“毛驴QQ”，于是乎，我们在“毛驴”二字前加了一个“老”字，立刻招来李老师的“抗议”：“我不老，我还很年轻啊！”
大家看省略N个“的后面”的地方！他明明说自己不年轻的！
好了，我就此收笔了，大家觉得他是一个什么样的老师呢？
男生写小作文道歉 被退回【二】
Dear Frank:
I am terribly sorry to tell you that I have lost the valuable book you were so kind to lend me last week. I read it everyday and intended to finish it next month. Last night when I came to my room, it was nowhere to be found. I will try to recover it as soon as possible. If I fail to find it, I will get a new book for you.
But I am afraid it can never take the place of the old one. Old books are like old friends. Once lost, they can never be replaced. They are connected with cherished associations which the new ones can never have. And for this irrecoverable loss, I am to blame. I was so careless with my things. This is a warning to me to be more careful in the future.
Yours truly,
Tom
男生写小作文道歉 被退回【三】
dear david:
i am afraid that you will think me unpardonably negligent in not having answered your letter dated 7, december sooner, but when i have told you the reason, i trust you will be convinced that the neglect was excusable. when your letter arrived, i was just in hong kong. as my family could not forward it to me during my absence, it has been, therefore, lying on my desk until the moment when i took it up. now the first thing i have to hasten to do is to write to you these few lines to express my deep regret.
i enjoyed many pleasant sights during my trip. i shall be pleased to give you an account to of them when i see you next.
sincerely yours,
tom
男生写小作文道歉 被退回【四】
到了第二天，我居然把带蜗牛的事情忘得一干二净了，所以只好向别的同学借了。突然，我看见有一个同学带了很多很多只蜗牛，这时把我乐坏了。我赶紧跟同学说：“你能给我一只蜗牛吗?”同学爽快地说：“好的。”接着，他随手拿了一只蜗牛送给我。真是不敢相信，他送了我一只蜗牛!我高兴得一蹦三尺高。但是到了中午时，蜗牛一不小心掉到了地上，我没有注意到蜗牛在我脚底下，所以踩了下去。结果，蜗牛就这样去了!我当时心里火辣辣的'，怎么办呢!我只好到外面草丛里，东找西找，终于找到了一只很小的蜗牛。
蜗牛被我不小心踩了，想想太可怜了!早知道这样，我为什么不把它保护好，放在盒子里呢?有盒子的保护，就算踩到了，也有可能不会这样一下就踩。我提醒自己，下次可要格外小心了。
