其实,我也不认识帅曝,那年葱慧还在宿舍偷鸡摸狗、那年宾宾还没出生,只是为了衬托润之而杜撰的人物、那年国境也不是那个躲在角落里玩电脑的猥琐男,他也没有和搂葱慧发生过恋情、那一年他正意气风发躲在自习室里陪着毛同学练字,也正是荷尔蒙激素的作用,他的名气在中文系大噪、那一年熊大木也不是那个眼巴巴看着葱慧祈求给他说话机会的人、那一年冻蜇还在呀呀学语,还没学会穿裤子、那一年理工大还没有音乐系。一切的一切只是个伤心的笑话。
那一年只有衰包在理工大中文系当班长。衰包常拍着胸脯见人就说我是最负责的班长,可是理工大只有国境和我喜欢他,对于衰包来说这样打击是严重而快乐的。我平时不怎么和他聊天,前段时间我正学习概率伦,刚好有个题不会,听说衰包是他宿舍最好学的,就去找她了。巧的是他正要考人力资源师,对概率伦已经懒熟与心。他看见我来了,觉得找到了久违的激情。将三年来的经历全部向我倾诉,我又窃窃塑造几个无关紧要的人物,于是乎就有了《韵事》,我一直以为这篇文章能改变他失意的人生,希望他重返中文系,毕竟经管系的人力资源管理太难了,看着他头发上的白发,实在让我难受。
可是,在后来的后来,我发现情况并没有变成我要的结果。当我再次见到衰包已经在圣诞节后,此时他的脸上刻上了衰包。包,那是最喜欢他的国境写的。国境不满衰包杜撰他是躲在角落里玩电脑的猥琐男(他不知道是我写的,否则我也遭黑手了),发动身边的小弟惩罚衰包,给他的脸上刺上几个襄金大字,其实他害怕衰包找到女朋友。
国境是一个逻辑思维能力非常强的人,这也是他看不起衰包的原因。也正是因为这个原因他一直以为自己可以当国家主人。喜欢衰包的原因就是想衰包支持他,可是衰包专注自己的美女,忽略了国境,国境在自己的日志里对衰包猛夸,希望能换回衰包的真心,难道这一切可以挽回吗?强扭的瓜能甜吗?
我没有怎么认真看国境写的.日志,只是看了个大概,从室友口中听说非常不错,普通人看了也觉得是在批衰包,其实他的日志一语几关。其实,他始终不能明白衰包,衰包经过大家的打击,已经不是那个到处留情的班长,他也不想去追求什么。此时的他时常牵着狗去上自习,于是,理工人又给他个绰号:自习狗。
写了这么多,可能连国境都觉得我跑题了,其实我只是想表示下对国境的赞美,赞美国境赞美过的衰包,以及那些肮脏的社会现象。我不是犀利哥,我也没学过批人学,俗话说“忧人着己忧,批人者必是改批之人”,不知道国境了解历史吗?就像他所写的,要教教衰包如何去怎么怎么那样…就像衰包不喜欢国境把内裤穿到外边那样…
大凡是个人都会知道国境当了国境主人会咋样,可这样以来我们的日志不是白写了麽麽达。大家都是了解他的,国境喜欢身体例行,以身作则,倘若他当了主人一定会延续那样滴。有天晚上他非要教衰包穿衣,其实吧,像国境的地位也不用示范吧,那晚他非要衰包学者和她一样把内裤最后穿上,衰包害羞不想穿。最后在国境的淫危下就范了。
在几门学科中我最喜欢英语,我认为我未来会成为一名英语老师。一天回家后,我开始进入了当英语老师的遐想……
有一天,我去上班。进了办公室,我打开电脑,上网搜索了一些英语语法的`练习题,制作期末复习卷,批改昨天的作业本,并把练习打印出来。
到了第三节课,我带上U盘、作业本等东西去上课。这节课我要给同学们再巩固一遍M4U1的内容,然后进行随堂小测。正想着,我走进了教室。我先让课代表把作业本发下去,然后开始管教他们:“你们看看你们的本子啊!Jake、Bear、Alice,你们三个难道昨天没来么?今天B以下的在补课班留下来重做!”我在短暂的作业点评后,还是强压火气,开始心平气和地上课。我先让大家把本课所有的单词与同桌进行互背,又下发了讲义开始讲语法。梳理完后,我们开始了随堂测试。
这节课结束了。到了中午,我吃完饭,本想趴在桌子上眯一会,没想到教研组组长叫我们赶紧去开会,讨论期末考出题方案,我只好放弃休息,去开会。
放学了,累了一天的我还要批改完随堂测试卷,学校清场时,我批完了所有的卷子。我一回到家就倒在床上,身体像充满了铅一样不能动弹。
这时,提醒我上课的闹铃声响起,我从幻想回到了现实,回想起刚才的经历,我认为我们上课时要专心听讲,老师布置的作业要认真仔细地完成,不要让老师做多余的工作,增加老师的负担。
Dear Jack,
I am sorry to hear in the phone call with your father that you were in hospital for you got the A H1N1 virus which made me feel so tense.
I dont know how you got it,however,dont be so scared for the A H1N1 virus is medicable duo to the high tech.You just need to be clam and partner the treatment with the dostors.
Besides,I want to give some advice about how to prevent the A H1N1 virus.Firstly,you mustnt go to the places full of people to reduce the probability of getting it.
Secondly,you should wash your hand before the meals and after you go home from outside.Only do this can you precent yourself from getting it again.
I am looking forward to hearing from you and wish you recover.
Yours,
Lihua
Dear everyone,
Hello,everyone.Recently our school is going to hold the First Joke Contest.Our students can benefit a lot from attending this.It provides us a opportunity to improve our English speaking and listening skills.At the same time we are able to learn more about British culture.
Meanwhile,each competitor must pay attention that you had better speak fluently without notes.Whats more,your performance should take no more than five minutes.
Aside from a slew of performances and competition, attendees will have an opportunity to win a prize from the lucky draw. You are welcome to join us and actively participate in this competition.
Yours,
Li Hua
如果可以变成另一样东西,你想变成什么?我想变成一只企鹅,因为企鹅是一种很可爱的动物,我十分喜欢它们。企鹅是一种鸟类,但是不会飞。目前已知一共有18个种类,主要的区别在于头的.颜色和体型的大小。它们背部黑色,腹部白色,看起来很漂亮。企鹅主要生活在南半球,主要的食物是小鱼和虾。我想变成企鹅,想去体验它们的生活,这肯定非常有趣。
Dear Chris,
How are you doing? Recently, an important volleyball game will be held in our campus, which will be not only meaningful but also exciting. So, as captain of the team, I, on behalf of all our team members, am writing to invite you to join us in the battle!
Here are some relevant details about it. To begin with, it will be on the 3rd volleyball court from 2:00 to 4:00 on the afternoon of July 1st. Besides, we, the Giants, will confront the Eagles, which is undoubtedly a tough rival. As a result, adequate preparation is urgently needed, including practice, nutrition and a perfect plan.
Hopefully, you could make it to this wonderful event. We need you! Looking forward to your reply and your presence.
Yours,
Li Hua
Dear mary:
How are you doing these days? I write this letter for expressing our appreciation of your great entertainment .
We have a very nice treavel in London,and have a wonderful impression on the senery there.London is a very beautiful city .
Not only the views but also the delicious food excited us.Facing this charming city and its abundant culture,we deeply felt its really a huge honor.
Would you like to accept our invitation for travelling in China?We sincerely Wish you a pleasure journey here.
Expresses our thanks once more .Have a nice day !
Yours,
Lihua
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