搞笑作文文字版【一】
兔子嘲笑乌龟的.步子爬的慢，但是他笑了，说总有一天他会和她赛跑，并且赢他。"快点"，兔子说，"你很快会看到我是跑的多么的快。"他们打算马上就开始比赛。乌龟拼命的爬，一刻都不停止，兔子认为比赛太轻松了，他说他先打个盹，然后很快的可以追上乌龟。同时乌龟坚持爬行，当兔子醒来跑到的时候只能看着乌龟在他前面到达终点。稳扎稳打终能胜利。
搞笑作文文字版【二】
geese 鹅（复数
crane 鹤
come suddenly down upon 突然袭击
weighted down 过重而坠
have least to fetter 最少牵挂
搞笑作文文字版【三】
jeer at 嘲笑
tortoise 乌龟
go off 离开
usual steady pace 平时的稳定的步伐
over-take 超过，赶上
plod on 沉重地向前
搞笑作文文字版【四】
按要求改写句子
1sheusuallygoestoschoolbybus.(同意句
2Icanseeashipandtwoboatsontheriver.(否定句
3wouldyoulikesomecoffeeortea?（肯定回答）
4heoftengetsupat7:30inthemorning.(对划线部分提问
5shelikessingingverymuch.(对划线部分提问
6MissGaoisourEnglishteacher.(同意句
7hedoeshishomeworkaftersupper.(否定句
8heusuallygetsupat6:30.（一般疑问句）
9ittakesmeanhourtodomyhomework.(对划线部分提问
10TheyaregoingtotakeaplanetoSanya.(同意句
11whatdoyouthinkofDisneyland?(同意句
12therearefewtallbuildingsnearthepark.(反义疑问句
13Joydidherhomeworkathomeyesterdayevening.(否定句
14LinTaoisputtingthebooksinhisschoolbag.(对划线部分提问
15Hewalkstoschooleveryday.(同意句
搞笑作文文字版【五】
A hare jeered at a tortoise for the slowness of his pace .But he laughed ,and said that he would run against her and beat her any day she would name ."Come on ," said the hare ,"you will soon see what my feet are made of ."So it was agreed that they should start at once .The tortoise went off jogging along ,without a moment's stopping ,at his usual steady pace .The hare treating the whole matter very lightly ,said he would first take a little nap ,and that she should soon overtake the tortoise .Meanwhile ,the tortoise plodded on ,and the hare ,oversleeping herself ,arrived at the goal ,only to see that the tortoise had got in before her .
Slow and steady wins the race.
搞笑作文文字版【六】
Dear James, In today’s newspaper, I read about the recent events in your town and I am writing to extend my deepest condolences.
It broke my heart to see all those pictures of those whose homes have been destroyed in the tragic hurricane. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw a little girl crying on the roof of her house asking for help. I am really worried about you and your family, and all your friends there. I am crossing my fingers for you now in hopes that you are all safe and sound.
I can only imagine how difficult this time must be for you, and I want to extend to you my unwavering support. Our government and many nongovernmental organizations are initiating various campaigns to urge people to donate money and necessary things to send to America. I donated all my allowance that I have been saving for years.
I feel extremely sorry for this tragedy, and I will be looking forward to hearing from you. Please pass my concern on to your parents.
Yours sincerely, Meng Fei
